The following awards were given out earlier in the evening:
The "5 More Minutes, Mom" Award:
Jordan Cook - Seven Deadly Sins (more like 5 more years...)
The "Please Stop Making Music Now" Award:
Robert Plant - Band of Joy (Seriously...Zeppelin was great and all, but you're done. I don't care how many critics you pay off to love your album)
The "Face Peel-o-matic" Award:
Trigger Effect - Versitis Maximus (And the live show to boot)
Best Guitar Tone:
C'Mon - Beyond the Pale Horse (Ian Blurton, so hot right now... even while dressed as a homeless dude)
The "Please Stop Opening Your Mouth" Award:
Kanye West - Yes he did have a new album this year... I still don't care
The "Still got it" Award:
Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers - Mojo (I'd hit it)
The "Brett Favre" Award:
Eels - Tomorrow Morning (I believe this is E's 3rd "last album ever")
"Too Much Time on Our Hands" Award:
Sweatshop Union... 3 releases in the month of June alone.
Pigeon Hole - Age Like Astronauts
Dirty Circus - Alive and Well
Trillionaires - By Hook or by Crook
Stay tuned for the big one! Album of the year is up next!
-Just a four letter word, always said, never heard unless its yelled
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